Where's (Theo) Wally?????

Breaking News…..A leading poster manufacturer is about to launch of new range of posters. The posters are a play on the famous "Where's Wally??" genre but have been geared towards the great "Where is Theo Walcott" debate. The "Where is Theo Wally??" posters are a play on the fact that since his media tracked move the Arsenal, his not been seen much, if at all. The poster offers up suggestions for his location, which include being at home doing homework, down the sweetshop counting out coppers for some 5p sweets, lying in bed trying to remember the thril of first team football and bring on the halftime oranges at the Colney training ground. Where do you think Theo Wally is???

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