Pregnant mum ponders Arsenal offer.......

In his endless quest for young raw talent, Aresene Wenger is trying to sign a baby due to be born is 3 months time. The rumour that the babies dad used to be a bit handy up front for his local pub team prompted Wenger to approach the mum-to-be about signing a pre-contract with Arsenal. Wenger is reported as suggesting that should things remain the same defensively, the baby could make the first team in time for the start of next season.....